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==CYNICAL DEFINITIONS by [[Jean Dewees]]== | ==CYNICAL DEFINITIONS by [[Jean Dewees]]== | ||
Money: That which loses value every | Money: That which loses value every second; it is, therefore, much in demand. | ||
Open Mind: A vacuum, ripe for any old prejudices--preferably yours. | Open Mind: A vacuum, ripe for any old prejudices--preferably yours. | ||
Foresight: What you should have had; but if you had, nobody would have listened to you. | Foresight: What you should have had; but if you had, nobody would have listened to you. | ||