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In Spring of 2019, Dear Leader was forced to participate in a stupid online poll to show popularity. Because of his strength, good looks, and determination, Dear Leader obliterated his competition. Local radio and political pundit, Lying Rob Kendall took notice and made his own poll. To nobody's surprise, Rob's own wife voted against him and cast her vote for Dear Leader. | In Spring of 2019, Dear Leader was forced to participate in a stupid online poll to show popularity. Because of his strength, good looks, and determination, Dear Leader obliterated his competition. Local radio and political pundit, Lying Rob Kendall took notice and made his own poll. To nobody's surprise, Rob's own wife voted against him and cast her vote for Dear Leader. | ||
On August 21st, 2020, a twitter user by the name of @KlausCalls created a poll asking "Who brought you to the liberty movement?" Listed in this poll were Dave Smith, Tom Woods, Chris Spangle, and Ron Paul. Chris received ONLY 4.6% OF ALL VOTES CAST AND CAME IN DEAD LAST! LAST! Sad. Pathetic. I feel sorry for him. Not really. | |||
While critics are few, the praise for Chris Spangle among libertarians is boasted in almost every form. Hodey Johns once described Chris Spangle as being "the mountain upon which monuments such as Mount Rushmore are carved." No truer words have ever been spoken by man. Ever. We might need to rethink this quote now since we are canceling Mount Rushmore. I'll let Hodey come up with a new analogy. It better be good. | While critics are few, the praise for Chris Spangle among libertarians is boasted in almost every form. Hodey Johns once described Chris Spangle as being "the mountain upon which monuments such as Mount Rushmore are carved." No truer words have ever been spoken by man. Ever. We might need to rethink this quote now since we are canceling Mount Rushmore. I'll let Hodey come up with a new analogy. It better be good. | ||