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In Spring of 2019, Dear Leader was forced to participate in a stupid online poll to show popularity. Because of his strength, good looks, and determination, Dear Leader obliterated his competition. Local radio and political pundit, Lying Rob Kendall took notice and made his own poll. To nobody's surprise, Rob's own wife voted against him and cast her vote for Dear Leader. | In Spring of 2019, Dear Leader was forced to participate in a stupid online poll to show popularity. Because of his strength, good looks, and determination, Dear Leader obliterated his competition. Local radio and political pundit, Lying Rob Kendall took notice and made his own poll. To nobody's surprise, Rob's own wife voted against him and cast her vote for Dear Leader. | ||
While critics are few, the praise for Chris Spangle among libertarians is boasted in almost every form. Hodey Johns once described Chris Spangle as being "the mountain upon which monuments such as Mount Rushmore are carved." No truer words have ever been spoken by man. Ever. | While critics are few, the praise for Chris Spangle among libertarians is boasted in almost every form. Hodey Johns once described Chris Spangle as being "the mountain upon which monuments such as Mount Rushmore are carved." No truer words have ever been spoken by man. Ever. We might need to rethink this quote now since we are canceling Mount Rushmore. I'll let Hodey come up with a new analogy. It better be good. | ||
Dear Leader has built an empire from the ground up. It is unclear how many libertarians he has brought to the movement, but that doesn't matter. The party itself is not capable of handling all the greatness that he possesses. | |||
At the current moment, there is an ongoing battle between Chris and Canada. They can take their sky rats back to the north and leave our beloved land. Shitting on everything they see and harassing children. Geese are trash. Period. | |||
In his spare time, Chris Spangle also produces a multitude of other podcasts such as the newest and hottest comedy "The Patdown with Ms. Pat". Known by that audience as White Boy Chris, listeners can hear his nervous laughter as topics are discussed that many would shy away from. | In his spare time, Chris Spangle also produces a multitude of other podcasts such as the newest and hottest comedy "The Patdown with Ms. Pat". Known by that audience as White Boy Chris, listeners can hear his nervous laughter as topics are discussed that many would shy away from. | ||