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 You and your neighbor are contesting the ownership of two cows.  A Royal Commission is struck to study the issue.  Three years after both cows die, the Commission releases its preliminary findings, which states that the evidence either way is "inconclusive".
-== Florida Keys ==
+==Florida Keys==
+You have two cows. The government decides it is in your best interest to regulate your cows' milk production.  When you raise a stink, you are appointed to the Milk Restriction Citizens Advisory Board.  Together with a bunch of government scientists and non-profit organizations, you study your cows to death.
-You have two cows. The government decides it is in your best interest to regulate your cows' milk production.  When you raise a stick, you are appointed to the Milk Restriction Citizens Advisory Board.  Together with a bunch of government scientists and non-profit organizations, you study your cows to death.
 == Political Correctness ==